Meet Geissele's Chief Deal Officer (CDO) and the most meticulous QC inspector this side of the Carpathian Mountains. Count Blemula prowls the production lines day and night, his keen eyes searching for the slightest imperfection. When he spots a part that doesn't meet his exacting standards, he whisks it away to his secret castle vault.
But fear not! The Count isn't hoarding these treasures for himself. As a true champion of the people (and CDO extraordinaire), he's offering these fully functional beauties at prices that'll make your wallet sing!
The Blemula Special
These uppers bear the mark of the Count himself – a tiny Blemula logo lurking on the receiver's rear. It's like a secret handshake for those in the know. Some collectors even seek out these marked receivers... we're not saying they're becoming a cult following, but we're not not saying it either.
Remember, these are 100% functional parts. They just didn't meet the Count's impossibly high standards for aesthetics.
* Forging marks may vary (each one tells a story)
* Some may sport the mysterious "G" engraving, others remain unmarked
* Color matching is more art than science – your upper's exact shade might differ slightly from the pictures
* Sold as-is: No returns for cosmetic reasons (the Count has spoken)
* Our standard return policy applies if you're truly unsatisfied (Oops, not for Blems, BOO-HOO)
1. Save some serious coin on a top-tier Geissele upper
2. Embrace the unique character – no two are exactly alike!
3. Join the secret society of Blemula aficionados
4. Build a rifle with a great conversation starter
Don't miss your chance to own a piece of Geissele excellence with a touch of Blemula magic. These uppers fly out of our coffin... err, inventory faster than you can say "I vant to build a rifle!" Order yours from Charlie's Custom Clones today!
* One Geissele Super Duty Forged Upper Receiver
* Color: Blemu-Black (with that signature Blemula twist)
* Material: 7075-T6 aluminum (tough enough to withstand silver bullets)
* Finish: Type III hardcoat anodize (because even vampires need protection)
* Mil-spec compatibility (plays nice with others)
* Precision-milled top T-marks (for when you need to stake your claim)
* 0.250" standard takedown pin holes (no garlic required for assembly)
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